The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant.
Husband: What do you want to drink? Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne. Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke?
The following conversation took place in a nightclub.
White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men? Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!! White Girl: Ok *Goes outside* Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!
Why do you have to use underwear in Ukrain?
Cause chernobyl fall out.
Without nipples bubbies are pointless.
What is a cat’s favourite car? A purrrrrgeot.
Q. What does an Ikea cabinet and a marriage have in common? A. One screw out of place and the whole thing falls apart.