Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Cross The Road

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -39

Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Fat Mama Bath

in Yo Mama Jokes
+20 -34

Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t have a bath she has a car wash.

Stay Safe

in General Jokes
+18 -32

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. That’s why I try and stay safe by eating 2 cakes per day.

Irish/Welsh farmer

in Racist Jokes
+54 -68

An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

Holiday

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -35

My wife recently told me that sex is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.

Reading People

in Racist Jokes
+42 -56

After becoming a policeman I’ve become great at reading faces. When people’s faces are red it means they’re embarrassed. When their faces are brown it means they’re about to commit a crime.