Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Key To Happiness

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -38

Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…

It’s beer.

Coconut Shampoo

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -29

Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.

Bolt Controller

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
+11 -25

Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.

Clocks

in Disabled Jokes
+21 -35

Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.

Sensible Eating

in Disabled Jokes
+7 -21

Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.

Coffee

in General Jokes
+27 -41

I was sitting at work today drinking a coffee and doing some stuff with Excel when my boss put his hand into my pants and started touching me up. He then went back to his work like nothing happened. Being self-employed is awesome.