Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…
It’s beer.
Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.
Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common? A. They both sweat a lot during work.
Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.
Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.
I was sitting at work today drinking a coffee and doing some stuff with Excel when my boss put his hand into my pants and started touching me up. He then went back to his work like nothing happened. Being self-employed is awesome.