Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Doctors

in General Jokes
+21 -34

My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.”

Hindu

in Religious Jokes
+17 -31

Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
+30 -44

How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?

The Surfer

in Surreal Jokes
+18 -32

Surfer 1: I love surfing!
Surfer 2: I thought you’re afraid of surfing!
Surfer 1: The Internet, that is!

Funeral Parlor

in General Jokes
+7 -21

The following conversation took place at a funeral parlor minutes before the funeral was about to start.

Widow: You’ve put him in a blue suit, I wanted brown!
Funeral Director: No problem madam. Ed!! Ed!! Quickly bring the hacksaw, we need to swap the heads around on these bodies.

Bat Attack

in General Jokes
+11 -25

Just been attacked by a thug with a bat.

It’s amazing how good thugs are at training animals these days.