Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Casino

in General Jokes
+13 -26

Just been sacked from my job at the casino. Apparently when they hired me as a dealer I wasn’t supposed to try and sell crack cocaine to customers.

Gay Jokes

in Dirty Jokes
+35 -48

Gay jokes are not funny, I mean cum on guys!

Poop Race

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -23

Why can’t poop ever win a race?
Cause it always comes in turd!

Hot Chat-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -21

Are you a pot of chilli powder because you’ve got hot written all over you?

So Dumb

in Yo Mama Jokes
+19 -32

Yo mama is so dumb she makes you look smart.

corona virus pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+32 -45

have you got corona virus? because I cant stop looking at a-choo!!