How do women in burkas know how to tag eachother on Facebook?
Q: What is a good time to go to the dentist? A: Thooth hurty
I recently started taking steps to cure my alcohol problem. It hasn’t worked, I’ve just got loads of angry window cleaners looking for me and a house full of ladders.
Q. What do snooker balls and people who claim benefits have in common?
A. Most of them are non-white.
Got food poisoning from a restaurant today. I ordered the fish of the day… unfortunately it turns out the day was actually last week.
How do you like your eggs in the morning because if it’s fertilized then I’m your man.