Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Burkas

in Racist Jokes
+13 -26

How do women in burkas know how to tag eachother on Facebook?

Dentist Time

in General Jokes
+7 -20

Q: What is a good time to go to the dentist?
A: Thooth hurty

Alcohol Problem

in General Jokes
+2 -15

I recently started taking steps to cure my alcohol problem. It hasn’t worked, I’ve just got loads of angry window cleaners looking for me and a house full of ladders.

Snooker

in Racist Jokes
+50 -63

Q. What do snooker balls and people who claim benefits have in common?

A. Most of them are non-white.

Food Poisoning

in General Jokes
+5 -18

Got food poisoning from a restaurant today. I ordered the fish of the day… unfortunately it turns out the day was actually last week.

Eggs Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+20 -33

How do you like your eggs in the morning because if it’s fertilized then I’m your man.