Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Pocket Watch

in Racist Jokes
+214 -137

Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.

Smiles

in Racist Jokes
+167 -90

Q. What do you call a black man who smiles a lot?
A. Snigger

Rules For Love

in Dirty Jokes
+160 -83

Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.

Superpowers

in Surreal Jokes
+112 -35

Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.

Lip

in Dirty Jokes
+107 -30

What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.

Surprise Blow

in Dirty Jokes
+133 -57

Waking up to a surprise bj is great but not when you’re in prison.