Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot? A. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning. Thousands of fans attended.