Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.
Q. What do you call a black man who smiles a lot? A. Snigger
Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.
Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
Waking up to a surprise bj is great but not when you’re in prison.