Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot? A. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.