Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot? A. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.
Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning. Thousands of fans attended.
Waking up to a surprise bj is great but not when you’re in prison.