Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot? A. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.