I think dyslexic people should form an onion.
I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.
Just got some happy news. My parents recently got food poisoning from a restaurant and I’ve finally managed to get a refund for them. That should help towards the funeral expenses.
Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.
Why is it ok for a smoker to take a 5 minute break at work to enjoy themselves but when I get caught in the toilets beating my meat I get fired?
Me and my wife met on the net… We were both trapeze artists.