Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sep

Jay Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+9 -21

Hi my name is Jay…
People call me J for short.

Mar

Long Nose

By Steve

in Animal Jokes

+16 -28

Q. What animal has a long nose and a c*nt on it’s back?
A. Police horse.

Aug

Science Discovery

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+12 -24

Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.

Jun

Always Say No

By Petes

in Political Jokes

+21 -33

When it comes to drugs I always say “no”. People keep asking me but I just don’t have any to spare, my house is too small for large scale production.

Feb

Metal Detector

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+15 -27

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Oct

Local Zoo

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+9 -21

Just been thrown out of my local zoo! I went there to watch feeding time but after 3 hours of hanging around the mother and baby toilets the security guards started to get suspicious.