I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.
Yo mama is so stupid she got sacked from her job at the bank for stealing pens.
If increased spending is good for the economy does that mean we can now finally start using monopoly money as legal currency?
Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.
Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.
Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.
What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.