Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to make her own smartphone by gluing a miniature tuxedo to her Nokia 3310.
Yo mama is so stupid when she tried to do a Google search about an STD she posted it on facebook by mistake.
Do you smoke weed because I think WEED be good together.
Hi my name is Dave, can we just skip to the part where you get undressed?
Can’t believe how kinky my wife is, she loves it in the ear. Everytime I put it near her face she turns her head to the side.