Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

Parking Spaces

By Tiim75

in Dirty Jokes

+25 -37

Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the best ones are taken so the only choice you have is to stick it in the disabled.

Apr

London Marathon

By David

in Sports Jokes

+17 -29

Did anyone else see the London Marathon the other day? Seems a bit cruel to get hundreds of Ethiopians and Kenyans to run around for miles and then give them an empty silver plate at the end.

Jan

Yellow Teeth

By wendy

in Yo Mama Jokes

+12 -24

yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when god said let there be light he asked her to open her mouth.

Nov

Burger King

By RonnyB

in General Jokes

+13 -25

If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.

Oct

Trojan

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -25

Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.

Mar

HadSex

By Dannw

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -25

I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes.

It doesn’t bother me though.