Walk up to someone at a bar and say. “Can I push in your stool?”
Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.
I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.
Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.
I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …
The 5 stages of buying car insurance.