Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sep

Donation

By Sam

in Racist Jokes

+66 -78

A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

Oct

Women

By Pandas

in General Jokes

+25 -37

2 women sitting at a table quietly.

Oct

Dyslexic People

By Stewart

in Disabled Jokes

+11 -23

I think dyslexic people should form an onion.

Feb

Lie Detector

By Steve

in Surreal Jokes

+7 -19

I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.

Nov

Happy News

By John

in General Jokes

+3 -15

Just got some happy news. My parents recently got food poisoning from a restaurant and I’ve finally managed to get a refund for them. That should help towards the funeral expenses.

Feb

Teeth Whitening

By Mitch

in General Jokes

+6 -18

Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.