Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Teacher

in General Jokes
+10 -21

Just be fired from my job as a teacher.

Apparently LGBT+ doesn’t stand for leprosy, gonorrhea, bacteria, tuberculosis +AIDS.

President

in Political Jokes
+12 -23

I don’t understand why people are always complaining about Presidents. Kings rule over Kingdoms, Emperors rule over Empires and C*nts rule over Countries. The secret is in the name.

Barbers

in General Jokes
+10 -21

Went to the barbers today and had a no. 2. At first it just seemed like a fart but I ended up following through.

Hurricanes

in Surreal Jokes
+17 -28

Why do butterflies always get blamed for hurricanes? I personally think it’s all these fidget spinners.

Ships

in General Jokes
+11 -23

F*ck the ships!!

My lighthouse, my rules.

4 legs

in Animal Jokes
+25 -37

Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?

A. Half a spider!