Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

New Aftershave

By John

in Religious Jokes

+13 -24

Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released?
It’s called ‘Eau My God’.

Aug

Missing Flight

By Steve

in Political Jokes

+3 -14

After being arrested and interrogated today I’ve now discovered that shouting “bomb” at the top of your voice is a bad way to keep yourself amused while waiting at an airport.

Dec

Christmas Dinner

By Lassy

in General Jokes

+6 -17

Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day.

Mar

Gayz

By Dougie

in Dirty Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+22 -33

Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof

Jan

Yellow Teeth

By wendy

in Yo Mama Jokes

+12 -24

yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow when god said let there be light he asked her to open her mouth.

Oct

Trojan

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -25

Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.