Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?
Old MacDonald had tourette’s.
E-I-E-I TWAT
I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.
Q. Why was the coffee sad?
A. Because it was depresso
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.