What do you call an angry Muslim?
Amin AbadMood
I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.
Q. What do you call a black man who smiles a lot? A. Snigger
Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
Q. Why was the coffee sad?
A. Because it was depresso
Old MacDonald had tourette’s.
E-I-E-I TWAT