Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Angry Muslim

in Religious Jokes
+172 -92

What do you call an angry Muslim?

Amin AbadMood

Ice Cream

in Dirty Jokes
+143 -64

I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.

Smiles

in Racist Jokes
+168 -90

Q. What do you call a black man who smiles a lot?
A. Snigger

Superpowers

in Surreal Jokes
+113 -35

Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.

Sad Coffee

in General Jokes
+142 -64

Q. Why was the coffee sad?

A. Because it was depresso

MacDonald Nursery Rhyme

in Disabled Jokes
+150 -72

Old MacDonald had tourette’s.

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