Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?
Old MacDonald had tourette’s.
E-I-E-I TWAT
I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.
Q. Why was the coffee sad?
A. Because it was depresso
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
Q. What’s the difference between a good looking Paki and Bigfoot? A. Bigfoot has been spotted.