Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?
I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.
Q. Why was the coffee sad?
A. Because it was depresso
Old MacDonald had tourette’s.
E-I-E-I TWAT
Q. What do you call a black man who smiles a lot? A. Snigger
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.