Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chicken Farm

in Pick Up Lines
+166 -86

Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?

MacDonald Nursery Rhyme

in Disabled Jokes
+150 -71

Old MacDonald had tourette’s.

E-I-E-I TWAT

Ice Cream

in Dirty Jokes
+143 -64

I got caught licking ice cream from my girlfriends breasts the other day. I don’t know who was more embarrassed me or the staff at McDonalds.

Sad Coffee

in General Jokes
+142 -64

Q. Why was the coffee sad?

A. Because it was depresso

Superpowers

in Surreal Jokes
+112 -35

Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.

Lip

in Dirty Jokes
+107 -30

What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.