I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.
Q. How does a duck fart?
A. Through his arsequack.
Q. Why did the butcher go to hospital? A. He cut the wrong sausage.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
What do you call an angry Muslim?
Amin AbadMood
Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.