I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.
Q. How does a duck fart?
A. Through his arsequack.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Q. Why did the butcher go to hospital? A. He cut the wrong sausage.
What do you call an angry Muslim?
Amin AbadMood
Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.