I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.
Q. How does a duck fart?
A. Through his arsequack.
Q. Why did the butcher go to hospital? A. He cut the wrong sausage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.
Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.