Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

Lottery Win

By Nemesis75

in Racist Jokes

+29 -40

Paddy won the lottery, 22 million, He went to collect his winnings and they said, Really sorry Paddy but we haven’t got enough money to pay you it all. We will give you 11 million this week and 11 million next week, Ah be Jesus says paddy. If your gonna mess me about gimme me pound back.

Dec

Snowflake Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+10 -21

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Aug

No Substitute

By Simon

in General Jokes

+12 -23

I found out last night that alcohol is no substitute for a woman. After 3 hours in intensive care the doctors finally managed to remove my c*ck from my bottle of Budweiser.

Jun

World Cup Defeat

By Daws

in Sports Jokes

+26 -37

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

Sep

iPhone 7

By Aaron

in General Jokes

+19 -30

Just paid $1000 for an iPhone 7. Airplane mode better take me to Miami.

May

Teacher

By Dave

in General Jokes

+10 -21

Just be fired from my job as a teacher.

Apparently LGBT+ doesn’t stand for leprosy, gonorrhea, bacteria, tuberculosis +AIDS.