Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aromatherapy Conference

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -18

Me and my sister got thrown out of our hotel room the other night after going to an Aromatherapy Conference in New York. Apparently the hotel has strict rules against incense.

Pinocchio

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -37

Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.

Gay Friend

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -19

I think my friend Steve is gay but i’m not sure, I can never remember names.

Unemployed Foreigners

in Political Jokes
+5 -16

Just seen a load of unemployed foreigners hanging around in the streets begging for food. The sooner these Canadian Geese fly off back to where they came from the better.

9-11

in Political Jokes
+11 -22

I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.

Interview Question

in General Jokes
+28 -39

Just failed my job interview after the following question:

Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: I normally do it verbally using words but on this occasion I’ve actually prepared a dance.