I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.
Just failed my job interview after the following question:
Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: I normally do it verbally using words but on this occasion I’ve actually prepared a dance.
Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.
..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
Yo mama’s so stupid when she counts to 2 she she has to reach inside her bra.
My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do. So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.
Yo mama is so fat she does her grocery shopping at McDonalds.