Q. How did Pinocchio die? A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.
I think my friend Steve is gay but i’m not sure, I can never remember names.
Just seen a load of unemployed foreigners hanging around in the streets begging for food. The sooner these Canadian Geese fly off back to where they came from the better.
I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.
Just failed my job interview after the following question:
Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: I normally do it verbally using words but on this occasion I’ve actually prepared a dance.
Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.
..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.