Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Pinocchio

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -37

Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.

Gay Friend

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -19

I think my friend Steve is gay but i’m not sure, I can never remember names.

Unemployed Foreigners

in Political Jokes
+5 -16

Just seen a load of unemployed foreigners hanging around in the streets begging for food. The sooner these Canadian Geese fly off back to where they came from the better.

9-11

in Political Jokes
+11 -22

I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.

Interview Question

in General Jokes
+28 -39

Just failed my job interview after the following question:

Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: I normally do it verbally using words but on this occasion I’ve actually prepared a dance.

Christian

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+26 -37

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.