I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself… It said “Bathroom closed”.
Your mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mum’s so fat that when she steped on the scales it said 1 at a time please
I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply. I guess old habits die hard.
Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder. He got put into a concentration camp.