Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself… It said “Bathroom closed”.
I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”
Yo mum’s so fat that when she steped on the scales it said 1 at a time please
Your mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply. I guess old habits die hard.
Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder. He got put into a concentration camp.