Yo mama so stupid she sprinkles Viagra on her dildo.
A man phones work and says to his boss, i can’t come in today I’m sick, in which his boss replies, how sick are you, and which he replies, I’m in bed with my daughter.
Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.
If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.
Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.
They told me they were hovis witness.
What’s the diferrence between a rat and an immigrant?
Rats find it easier to get jobs in politics or to become lawyers.