What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.
After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.
Pick a number from 1-10….. You loose now take off your clothes!
Why does KFC have no toilet paper?
Cause its finger licking good.
Yo mama so stupid she sprinkles Viagra on her dildo.
A man phones work and says to his boss, i can’t come in today I’m sick, in which his boss replies, how sick are you, and which he replies, I’m in bed with my daughter.