Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Vampire

By SteveA

in General Jokes

+12 -22

What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A nectarine.

May

Death

By Stevo

in General Jokes

+15 -25

My mate died recently after taking an E. Countdown’s security staff don’t fuck about.

Jul

Latest Science

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+8 -18

Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.

Feb

Lost Grandad

By Phil

in Relationship Jokes

+9 -19

I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.

Oct

Priest Chatup Line

By Ben

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes

+20 -30

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.

Jan

Weightwatchers

By Dave

in General Jokes

+22 -32

Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.