Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Pedos

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -36

People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.

Maths

in General Jokes
+33 -43

Do you struggle with maths at school?? Just go to www.McDonalds.com/careers.

Money

in Religious Jokes
+49 -59

If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church?

Bruce Lee

in Racist Jokes
+32 -42

Q. What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A. Wataaaaaarrrrr!!!

World Cup Win

in Sports Jokes
+16 -26

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

Under The Sheet

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -26

Just finished masturbating under the sheet. I hope the dentist didn’t notice.