Yo mama is so stupid that when she was making French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster.
A drunk a priest and a pedofile walk into a bar….. that was just the first person!
There once was a guy from Capri, who tried to pee over a tree , he peed so high it fell in his eye, now the poor c*nt cant see.
To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.
What’s a vampires favorite fruit? A nectarine.
I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.