If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church?
Q. What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? A. Wataaaaaarrrrr!!!
France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.
It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.
Just finished masturbating under the sheet. I hope the dentist didn’t notice.
Just got a $20 voucher for my birthday. Why not just give me a $20 note so I can spend it anywhere without restrictions?
What did they used to call electric eels before electricity was invented? Magic eels?