Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chernobyl

in Political Jokes
+25 -35

I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

Yo Mama Fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
+19 -29

I was gonna make a joke about yo mama being fat but she’s already got too much on her plate.

Toll Road

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -22

Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.

Chinese Pedo

in Racist Jokes
+91 -101

Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?

A. Fu Kum Yung.

Apple

in General Jokes
+11 -21

Have you heard about the latest apple product?

It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.

Bubbles

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -33

You: “Have you ever blown bubbles as a kid?”
Him: “Yes”
You: “Well he’s back in town and he wants your phone number”