I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
I was gonna make a joke about yo mama being fat but she’s already got too much on her plate.
Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.
Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?
A. Fu Kum Yung.
Have you heard about the latest apple product?
It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.
You: “Have you ever blown bubbles as a kid?” Him: “Yes” You: “Well he’s back in town and he wants your phone number”