I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.
Guy who owns my local cinema just died.
His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.
I was gonna make a joke about yo mama being fat but she’s already got too much on her plate.
Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.
I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
Have you heard about the latest apple product?
It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.