This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.
Can’t believe what a rip-off Ebay is. Just wasted $120 on a penis enlarger. This guy just sent me a magnifying glass and a piece of paper that said “Do not use in sunlight”.
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.