9/11… also known as “Bring Your Plane into Work Day”.
I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.
Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? A. Pregnant.
Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.
You: “Have you ever blown bubbles as a kid?” Him: “Yes” You: “Well he’s back in town and he wants your phone number”
Yo mama is so stupid that when she was making French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster.