Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Toilet Paper Pick-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -43

Hi, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your ass.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -20

When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.

Santa Oswald

in Political Jokes
+7 -16

What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They can both be in two places at once.

Rowing Machine

in Yo Mama Jokes
+23 -32

Yo mama is so fat when she went on a rowing machine it sank.

Hot Wife

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -30

Can’t believe how hot my wife was last night. She couldn’t stop screaming in bed.
Hopefully next time she uses the oven she’ll take more care not to burn her arm.

Irish Schools

in Racist Jokes
+18 -28

The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.