If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.
Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.
Why does nobody care when you take a child swimming but when you take a chimpanzee everyone freaks out?
Q: What do whales like on their toast? A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!
If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?