Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Noah

in Religious Jokes
+31 -40

If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?

Chinese Man

in Racist Jokes
+27 -36

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

Hooters

in Dirty Jokes
+24 -33

Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.

Double glazing

in Racist Jokes
+7 -16

Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.

Swimming Prejudice

in Animal Jokes
+13 -22

Why does nobody care when you take a child swimming but when you take a chimpanzee everyone freaks out?

Whales

in Animal Jokes
+10 -19

Q: What do whales like on their toast?
A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!