Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?
1. They’re difficult to pick. 2. They become more expensive with time. 3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.
Why do white people have so many pets? They aren’t allowed to own blacks anymore.
No + Rohypnol = Yes
I bought my son a puppy for Christmas, but I’ve just accidentally killed him with my car as I reversed onto the drive. Oh well, I’ll have to look after the puppy myself now.
I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum. His left jab is lightening fast.
Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?
A. I don’t have a Ferrari.