Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Carpet Removal

in Yo Mama Jokes
+10 -19

Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.

Share

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -24

I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.

Lips

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -26

Q: what did the left beaver lip say to the right?
A: We used to be so tight before that holiday to Jamaica!

Colonel Sanders

in Political Jokes
+39 -48

Just heard on the radio that apparently Colonel Sanders got the idea for KFC during WWI when he was raiding a German chicken farm using a flame thrower.

Viagra

in Dirty Jokes
+3 -12

I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.

Gross

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -27

Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my penis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.