I ran out of money to pay a prostitute the other day, luckily I had a shovel.
What’s green and Invisible? This cucumber.
Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Yo mama is so fat instead of wearing earrings she wears onion rings.
Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.
It took me ages to lick it off.
Alpha Male Chat-Up Line:
Get your coat love ….. …I’ve got a knife