Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Crunches

in Sports Jokes
+13 -21

If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.

Manslaughter

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -16

Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.

Earrings

in Yo Mama Jokes
+19 -28

Yo mama is so fat instead of wearing earrings she wears onion rings.

Blink Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -27

Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Alpha Male

in Pick Up Lines
+10 -19

Alpha Male Chat-Up Line:

Get your coat love …..
…I’ve got a knife

Mong

in Disabled Jokes
+18 -27

Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.

It took me ages to lick it off.