Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Book joke

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -17

A large book fell on my head today.

I’ve only got mySHELF to blame

Alabama hospital

in Disabled Jokes
+29 -37

The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.

Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -20

When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.

Santa Oswald

in Political Jokes
+7 -16

What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They can both be in two places at once.

Rowing Machine

in Yo Mama Jokes
+23 -32

Yo mama is so fat when she went on a rowing machine it sank.

Global Warming

in Political Jokes
+28 -37

I can’t believe all this global warming bullsh*t. The c*nts are always telling people to turn their lights off to save energy and help the planet. Last night I followed their advice, turned my lights off and ended up killing a pedestrian.