If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.
Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.
Yo mama is so fat instead of wearing earrings she wears onion rings.
Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Alpha Male Chat-Up Line:
Get your coat love ….. …I’ve got a knife
Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.
It took me ages to lick it off.