Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gross

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -27

Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my penis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.

Famous Quotes

in Surreal Jokes
+13 -22

“Let me in or i’m going to punch down your house”
Inventor of knocking, 8000 BC

Latest Science

in Political Jokes
+8 -17

Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.

Thanksgiving

in General Jokes
+4 -13

When is it fun to serve a rubber turkey?
… At pranksgiving

Sun Tan

in Yo Mama Jokes
+25 -34

Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t get a sun tan she gets crackling.

Pay a Pro

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -28

I ran out of money to pay a prostitute the other day, luckily I had a shovel.