Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.
Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.
When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.
I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.
Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”
That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.
Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person? A. Cap-a-Chino