Q. Why is the EU full? A. They just lost 1 GB.
Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?
Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.
Q. What’s the only living organ inside a corpse? A. My dick
I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”
“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.
“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.
Q. Why did god give women legs? A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.