Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
28
Jul

McDonalds Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -29

Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.

26
Jun

Postman

By Das21
in General Jokes
+4 -12

Started my new job as a postman today…
The pay isn’t great but I managed to give myself a really good bonus from the envelopes addressed “Cash 4 Gold”.

03
Apr

Bank worker

By Jeff
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -23

Do you work for a bank because you’re not giving me very much interest?

09
Nov

A Boy

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+22 -30

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

23
Dec

Work Over Christmas

By Sam
in General Jokes
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+5 -13

Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.

11
Jan

Barack

By dan
in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
+5 -13

When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

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