Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Mushrooms

By PeteS

in Surreal Jokes

+37 -45

Me: How do I know when the mushrooms are starting to work?
Friend: You’ll know, it hits you pretty hard!
Me: I don’t feel anything.
Toaster: Give it time!

Jul

McDonalds Pick Up Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+21 -29

Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.

Jun

Postman

By Das21

in General Jokes

+4 -12

Started my new job as a postman today…
The pay isn’t great but I managed to give myself a really good bonus from the envelopes addressed “Cash 4 Gold”.

Nov

Hamas Israeli Joke

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+15 -23

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Nov

A Boy

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+22 -30

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Dec

Work Over Christmas

By Sam

in General Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+5 -13

Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.