Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Royal Wedding

in Political Jokes
+10 -18

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
Youtube.com/harryswedding

The Royal Honeymoon, live on Redtube.
redtube.com/harrygoesballsdeeep

Bowel Problems

in Racist Jokes
+24 -32

33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….

That’s One Turd.

Crunches

in Sports Jokes
+13 -21

If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.

Manslaughter

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -16

Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.

Inflatable

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -28

Made love to an Inflatable doll the other day. Now I have an inflatable guy looking for me.

Old Chinese

in Racist Jokes
+30 -38

Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa