I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.
Last night I had sex with not one, not two, not three, not four but zero people.
What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.
Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?
Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.