Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.
Q. Why is the EU full? A. They just lost 1 GB.
Q. Why did god give women legs? A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.
What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?
Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!
Q. What’s the only living organ inside a corpse? A. My dick
I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”
“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.
“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.