Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Abba Themed Party

in Disabled Jokes
+38 -46

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Last Night

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -31

Last night I had sex with not one, not two, not three, not four but zero people.

Jesus

in Religious Jokes
+28 -36

What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Building Company

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -20

My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.

Surprise

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -42

Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?

Round The World

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -16

Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.