The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.
Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for
Me: Can I have a shag?
Girl: No!
Me: Wait! I don’t think you heard me correctly…
Girl: Oh, I think I did…
Me: Fine then, what did I say?
Girl: “Can I have a shag?”