If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.
Made love to an Inflatable doll the other day. Now I have an inflatable guy looking for me.
Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?
A. Yung No Moa
I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.
Last night I had sex with not one, not two, not three, not four but zero people.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling