Wow, you and your friend are a perfect 10/10……. if i combine both your scores.
I went to see my psychiatrist today to tell him I’ve been hearing voices. He told me he wasn’t a psychiatrist and then he ran away.
Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.
Do you work for a bank because you’re not giving me very much interest?
Me: How do I know when the mushrooms are starting to work? Friend: You’ll know, it hits you pretty hard! Me: I don’t feel anything. Toaster: Give it time!
Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.