What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?
Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!
Q. What’s the only living organ inside a corpse? A. My dick
Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.
Yo mama is so fat when she uses a lift, the lift can only go downwards.
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot!”, you’re wasting everyone’s time.
All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.