Facebook really needs a “You’re an idiot, I want to punch you in the throat!” button.
Yo mama is so ugly that the local zoo uses drones to feed her so they don’t have to look at her face.
Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue? A. The hot dog’s taste like sh*t!!
The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature
Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor? Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor? Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chicken? A. Banned from the supermarket
Guy: Hi can i have directions? Girl: Where are you going? Guy: I need directions to your heart