I used to be a gynecologist but I had to quit due to health reasons. I kept getting tunnel vision.
Yo mama is so ugly that the local zoo uses drones to feed her so they don’t have to look at her face.
Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue? A. The hot dog’s taste like sh*t!!
The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature
Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor? Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor? Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Guy: Hi can i have directions? Girl: Where are you going? Guy: I need directions to your heart
I think you have something missing in your life and I would love to be the person to fill your gap.