Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

Hamas Israeli Joke

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+15 -23

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Nov

A Boy

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+22 -30

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Sep

Chinese Drive By

By Hamlet

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+73 -81

Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person?
A. Cap-a-Chino

Dec

Ecstasy

By Vinnie

in Relationship Jokes

+34 -42

Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy last night when she whispered, “leave me breathless darling.”
So I punched her in the stomach.

Oct

Supermarket

By Dave

in General Jokes

+14 -22

Love the cashier at my supermarket. Always gives me free stuff. Self-checkout machines are awesome.

Nov

Poppies

By Ishmael

in Political Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+32 -40

I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.