Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jun

Postman

By Das21

in General Jokes

+4 -12

Started my new job as a postman today…
The pay isn’t great but I managed to give myself a really good bonus from the envelopes addressed “Cash 4 Gold”.

Nov

Hamas Israeli Joke

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+15 -23

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Nov

A Boy

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+22 -30

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Dec

Work Over Christmas

By Sam

in General Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+5 -13

Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.

Jan

Barack

By dan

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes

+5 -13

When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

Sep

Science Breakthrough

By Einstein

in General Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+13 -21

Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.