Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Hamas Israeli Joke

in Political Jokes
+15 -23

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

A Boy

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -30

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Chinese Drive By

in Racist Jokes
+73 -81

Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person?
A. Cap-a-Chino

Ecstasy

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -42

Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy last night when she whispered, “leave me breathless darling.”
So I punched her in the stomach.

Supermarket

in General Jokes
+14 -22

Love the cashier at my supermarket. Always gives me free stuff. Self-checkout machines are awesome.

Poppies

in Political Jokes
+32 -40

I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.