Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

New Born Babies

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -17

Why do new born babies never get any birthday cake?

Stupid Doctor

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -15

I almost died today because of my stupid doctor. He told me I should get off the bus 1 stop early to get some exercise. I ended up walking 50 miles after catching the Megabus.

Perfect 10

in Pick Up Lines
+16 -24

Wow, you and your friend are a perfect 10/10……. if i combine both your scores.

Psychiatrist

in Disabled Jokes
+17 -25

I went to see my psychiatrist today to tell him I’ve been hearing voices. He told me he wasn’t a psychiatrist and then he ran away.

Cupid

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -38

Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.

McDonalds Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+21 -29

Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.