Why do new born babies never get any birthday cake?
I almost died today because of my stupid doctor. He told me I should get off the bus 1 stop early to get some exercise. I ended up walking 50 miles after catching the Megabus.
Wow, you and your friend are a perfect 10/10……. if i combine both your scores.
I went to see my psychiatrist today to tell him I’ve been hearing voices. He told me he wasn’t a psychiatrist and then he ran away.
Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.
Is your body from McDonalds?? Because I’m lovin’ it.