Q. Why are restaurants better than hospitals for treating sick people? A. Because thyme is a great healer.
Are your legs like flora ? because I would totally love to spread them.
What animal has sharp teeth and 5 legs?
A pit bull in a playground.
My son saw me in the shower the other day and said “what’s that hairy thing in between your legs?”. I replied “That’s the back of your sister’s head”.
My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.
I’ve started my new job as a settee salesman today…
Sofa so good.