Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.
People are really strange. When you scream in a library they tell you to shut up but when you do it on an airplane everyone joins in.
My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .
Starting my first day as a Police man tomorrow and I don’t know how I’m gonna deal with black people.
I guess I’ve just got to give it my best shot.
The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.
Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly? Boy: You’re both! Girl: What do you mean? Boy: You’re pretty ugly
Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up… Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.