Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Work Over Christmas

By Sam

in General Jokes

+5 -13

Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.

Jan

Barack

By dan

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes

+5 -13

When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

Nov

Hamas Israeli Joke

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+15 -23

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Nov

A Boy

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+22 -30

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Sep

Chinese Drive By

By Hamlet

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+73 -81

Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person?
A. Cap-a-Chino

Dec

Ecstasy

By Vinnie

in Relationship Jokes

+34 -42

Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy last night when she whispered, “leave me breathless darling.”
So I punched her in the stomach.