Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jesus

in Religious Jokes
+28 -36

What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Surprise

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -42

Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?

Round The World

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -16

Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.

EU Full

in Political Jokes
+40 -48

Q. Why is the EU full?
A. They just lost 1 GB.

Women Legs

in Religious Jokes
+35 -43

Q. Why did god give women legs?
A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Beach Son

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -26

What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?

Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!