Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

May

CALENDAR FACT

By Albert Einstein

in General Jokes

+13 -21

All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.

Nov

CPR Pickup Line

By Cole

in Pick Up Lines

+5 -13

I hope you know CPR. You just took my breath away

Apr

Toaster

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+4 -12

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”

Jun

Book joke

By Paddy

in Surreal Jokes

+9 -17

A large book fell on my head today.

I’ve only got mySHELF to blame

Mar

Alabama hospital

By adam

in Disabled Jokes

+29 -37

The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.

Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for

Feb

Restaurants

By Amanda

in General Jokes

+5 -13

Q. Why are restaurants better than hospitals for treating sick people?
A. Because thyme is a great healer.