What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?
Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.
Q. Why is the EU full? A. They just lost 1 GB.
Q. Why did god give women legs? A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.
What did the guy at the beach say to the pedo?
Excuse me but could you please get out of my son!