I disabled my popup blocker earlier today, or got a divorce as some people call it.
Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?
Because her husband was a blond too!
The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature
Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor? Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor? Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chicken? A. Banned from the supermarket
Guy: Hi can i have directions? Girl: Where are you going? Guy: I need directions to your heart
I think you have something missing in your life and I would love to be the person to fill your gap.