Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
22
Jan

Intelligence Chat-up Line

By Anthony
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -24

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.

16
May

Acting Role

By Chris
in General Jokes
+10 -17

Don’t you just hate it when you put on 20 lbs for an acting role and then you realize you’re not an actor.

09
Nov

Donald Trump

By Donald Trump
in Political Jokes
+37 -44

Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.

26
Oct

Decisions

By Donny44
in General Jokes
+22 -29

“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.

20
May

Wipe Your Bum Chat-Up Line

By Peter Kay
in Pick Up Lines
+29 -36

Man: What hand do you wipe your bum with?
Woman: Right hand.
Man: Oh really, I use toilet paper.

10
May

Chinese

By Ting Tong
in Political Jokes
+21 -28

The following conversation took place in the palace of the supreme leader of North Korea.

Kim Jong Un: Nuke the Chinese.
Adviser: No problem your excellency, missiles will be launched in 3 minutes.
Kim Jong Un: I was talking about microwaving some food you idiot.

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