The first ever tablet to download data from the cloud was actually invented by Moses in 1300 BC.
Did you hear about the man with square testickles? He had cubic hairs.
I hate these double standards.
If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.
Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.
I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.