Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Anything Nice

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -14

My mom always used to say “If you haven’t got anything nice to say then you can go f*ck yourself”.

Yo ma so old

in Yo Mama Jokes
+17 -24

Yo mama is so old she was the party planner for the last supper!

Chimpanzee Diet

in Animal Jokes
+14 -21

Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.

Heart Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -21

Hi… Don’t worry… I’m not staring at your boobs… I’m staring at your heart.

Drink

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -25

The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.

Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.

Strike

in Political Jokes
+6 -13

There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!