There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!
What do the Pope and Jimmy Saville have in common?
They both wear lots of jewelrey.
Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A. They go deep in the bush, they shoot more than once and they always eat what they shoot.
The following conversation took place between a father and son.
Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe? Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair! Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!
Have you heard about the new social media website for Muslim Women? It’s called ‘Book’.
I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.