Just resigned from my job as a gynecologist.
I kept getting tunnel vision.
Went to the Mandela funeral yesterday and it was a really emotional experience, I cried for hours. Didn’t think being surrounded by black people would scare me so much.
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
So a baby seal walks into a club…
Just finished my Christmas cards.
MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out 🙁 .
I disabled my popup blocker earlier today, or got a divorce as some people call it.