MATHEMATICS — HIGHER TIER — 2018
Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.
Calculate the probability we have used this name because we’re scared of being labelled racist?
Just seen a sign for the Samaritans on the back of a bus. Surely it would be more useful on the front.
Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles? Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion. Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550
Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?