Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A. They go deep in the bush, they shoot more than once and they always eat what they shoot.
The following conversation took place between a father and son.
Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe? Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair! Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!
Have you heard about the new social media website for Muslim Women? It’s called ‘Book’.
Phone rings at 2am.
Husband: Hello, who is this? How the hell do I know I’m not a weather man! *slams phone down* Wife: Who was that honey? Husband: Just some guy asking if the coast was clear tonight.
Saw a topless women get attacked by a couple of teenage girls today while she was sunbathing on the beach.
I tried to help but I could only knock one out.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache. Wife: I don’t have a headache. Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*