Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mathematics

in Racist Jokes
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MATHEMATICS — HIGHER TIER — 2018

Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.

Calculate the probability we have used this name because we’re scared of being labelled racist?

Samaritans

in General Jokes
+8 -15

Just seen a sign for the Samaritans on the back of a bus. Surely it would be more useful on the front.

Ceramic Tiles

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -18

Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

in Sports Jokes
+28 -35

Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

So good at sleeping

in General Jokes
+26 -33

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Opposites

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -24

If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?