Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chick Peas

in Dirty Jokes
+38 -45

What do you call someone who spreads chick peas and garlic over their genitals?
A hummussexual.

Man Women Torch

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -30

A man and a woman begin having sex in the middle of a field. After about 10 minutes, the man gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a torch!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

Anything Nice

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -14

My mom always used to say “If you haven’t got anything nice to say then you can go f*ck yourself”.

Heart Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -21

Hi… Don’t worry… I’m not staring at your boobs… I’m staring at your heart.

Yo ma so old

in Yo Mama Jokes
+17 -24

Yo mama is so old she was the party planner for the last supper!

Chimpanzee Diet

in Animal Jokes
+14 -21

Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.