Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

Father And Son

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+28 -35

The following conversation took place between a father and son.

Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?
Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair!
Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!

Oct

Social Media

By Das21

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+24 -31

Have you heard about the new social media website for Muslim Women?
It’s called ‘Book’.

Nov

Weather Man

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+27 -34

Phone rings at 2am.

Husband: Hello, who is this? How the hell do I know I’m not a weather man! *slams phone down*
Wife: Who was that honey?
Husband: Just some guy asking if the coast was clear tonight.

May

Sunbathing

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+25 -32

Saw a topless women get attacked by a couple of teenage girls today while she was sunbathing on the beach.

I tried to help but I could only knock one out.

Jul

Asperin

By Paul

in Animal Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+25 -32

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*

Apr

Crashed

By Dave

in General Jokes

+16 -23

Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:

“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”