How do you starve a black person?
Hide their welfare check under their work boots.
The first ever tablet to download data from the cloud was actually invented by Moses in 1300 BC.
Just discovered I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Did you hear about the man with square testickles? He had cubic hairs.
I hate these double standards.
If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.