Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

Donald Trump

By Donald Trump

+37 -44

Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.

Oct

Decisions

By Donny44

in General Jokes

+22 -29

“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.

May

Wipe Your Bum Chat-Up Line

By Peter Kay

in Pick Up Lines

+29 -36

Man: What hand do you wipe your bum with?
Woman: Right hand.
Man: Oh really, I use toilet paper.

May

Chinese

By Ting Tong

in Political Jokes

+21 -28

The following conversation took place in the palace of the supreme leader of North Korea.

Kim Jong Un: Nuke the Chinese.
Adviser: No problem your excellency, missiles will be launched in 3 minutes.
Kim Jong Un: I was talking about microwaving some food you idiot.

Jul

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

By Geoff

in Sports Jokes

+28 -35

Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

Nov

Mathematics

By San

in Racist Jokes

+11 -18

MATHEMATICS — HIGHER TIER — 2018

Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.

Calculate the probability we have used this name because we’re scared of being labelled racist?