Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Astronaught

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -25

I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Cats Cats Cats

in Animal Jokes
+26 -33

What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain

Three Steps

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -32

Three steps to safely remove a woman’s bra.

1. Cut straps with scissors, be careful as scissors can be sharp.
2. Never make comments about her nipples being weird.
3. If you’re in a supermarket make sure she isn’t carrying any glass bottles.

Nipples Pick-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+39 -46

Hi, can you please tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes .

Water Pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+42 -49

Hey baby, did you know that your body is make up of 90% water and I’m feeling thirsty tonight.

Hunters

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -32

Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?

A. They go deep in the bush, they shoot more than once and they always eat what they shoot.