I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain
Three steps to safely remove a woman’s bra.
1. Cut straps with scissors, be careful as scissors can be sharp. 2. Never make comments about her nipples being weird. 3. If you’re in a supermarket make sure she isn’t carrying any glass bottles.
Hi, can you please tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes .
Hey baby, did you know that your body is make up of 90% water and I’m feeling thirsty tonight.
Q. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A. They go deep in the bush, they shoot more than once and they always eat what they shoot.