Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
31
Jul

Asperin

By Paul
in Animal Jokes
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+25 -32

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*

10
Apr

Crashed

By Dave
in General Jokes
+16 -23

Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:

“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”

05
Apr

Blind People

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
+26 -33

In my spare time I like to help blind people… I’m great with a slingshot.

26
Apr

Peotry

By Steve1
in General Jokes
+14 -21

I recently decided to start writing poetry.

POETR

That’s enough for today.

22
Jan

Intelligence Chat-up Line

By Anthony
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -24

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.

16
May

Acting Role

By Chris
in General Jokes
+10 -17

Don’t you just hate it when you put on 20 lbs for an acting role and then you realize you’re not an actor.

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