Did you hear about the man with square testickles? He had cubic hairs.
I hate these double standards.
If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.
Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.
I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Don’t you just hate it when insects make you late for work in the morning. I’m never gonna high-five a centipede again!