Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chimpanzee Diet

in Animal Jokes
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Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.

Special Olympics

in Disabled Jokes
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How does Bruce Buffer introduce the Special Olympics? “LLLLLLLLet’s get rrrrrrrready to STUMBLLLLE!!!

Vehicle Theft

in General Jokes
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Q. What do you call a Mexican who’s been the victim of vehicle theft?

A. Carlos.

Drink

in Dirty Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.

Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.

Strike

in Political Jokes
+6 -13

There was a strike today at work! After waiting a long time finally someone turned up who actually knows how to play ten-pin bowling!

The Pope

in Religious Jokes
+19 -26

What do the Pope and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both wear lots of jewelrey.