The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache. Wife: I don’t have a headache. Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*
In my spare time I like to help blind people… I’m great with a slingshot.
I recently decided to start writing poetry.
POETR
That’s enough for today.
The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.
Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.
“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.