Pizza Hut has made an official complaint to Buckingham Palace for waisting staff time. Apparantly the Queen and her friend Maya Buttreeks ordered twenty ‘Hot 12″ Mexicans’ but refused to pay on delivery!
Yo mama is so ugly, even cillit wouldn’t bang her
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
The following conversation took place in an Irish bar.
Paddy: How much is your beer? Barman: £3 a pint or £8 a pitcher. Paddy: I’ll just have a pint, f*ck the photo!
Just quit my job at the mosque. All they care about is profits.
Just started dating a black guy yesterday and it’s true what they say… He stabbed me and then stole my purse.