Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.
Im selling my roof for free… i gues you can say its on the house!
A doggy is not just for Christmas. It’s a great position throughout the year.
Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.
Q. What’s the difference between hard and light?
A. You can sleep with a light on.
Just been told off for swearing at work by my boss. The f*cking c*nt can go and f*ck himself.