Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Ceramic Tiles

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Jokes About Men

+11 -18

Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

Jul

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

By Geoff

in Sports Jokes

+28 -35

Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

Jun

So good at sleeping

By funny guy

in General Jokes

+26 -33

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Mar

Rock Concert

By Frank

in Political Jokes

+11 -18

The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.

Nov

Opposites

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+17 -24

If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?

Jan

Wind

By Stevey

in General Jokes

+9 -16

I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.