Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

So good at sleeping

in General Jokes
+26 -33

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Opposites

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -24

If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?

Wind

in General Jokes
+9 -16

I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.

Rock Concert

in Political Jokes
+11 -18

The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.

Dinosaurs

in Animal Jokes
+21 -28

Q. How do dinosaurs high five?
A. They dont, they’re all dead

Big Deal Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -18

Hi pleased to meet you. You might already know me. I’m kind of a big deal. I used to be the world’s youngest person.