I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?
I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.
The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.
Q. How do dinosaurs high five? A. They dont, they’re all dead
Hi pleased to meet you. You might already know me. I’m kind of a big deal. I used to be the world’s youngest person.