Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
26
May

Sunbathing

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+25 -32

Saw a topless women get attacked by a couple of teenage girls today while she was sunbathing on the beach.

I tried to help but I could only knock one out.

31
Jul

Asperin

By Paul
in Animal Jokes
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+25 -32

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*

10
Apr

Crashed

By Dave
in General Jokes
+16 -23

Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:

“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”

22
Jan

Intelligence Chat-up Line

By Anthony
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -24

The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.

05
Apr

Blind People

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
+26 -33

In my spare time I like to help blind people… I’m great with a slingshot.

26
Apr

Peotry

By Steve1
in General Jokes
+14 -21

I recently decided to start writing poetry.

POETR

That’s enough for today.

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