Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Child Abuse

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -15

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Christmas

in General Jokes
+31 -38

Some people are ridiculous. There are 363 days left till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Mosque

in Religious Jokes
+15 -22

Just quit my job at the mosque. All they care about is profits.

Irish Bar

in General Jokes
+12 -19

The following conversation took place in an Irish bar.

Paddy: How much is your beer?
Barman: £3 a pint or £8 a pitcher.
Paddy: I’ll just have a pint, f*ck the photo!

Buy-Sexual

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -24

Just discovered that I’m buy-sexual.
I can’t get any sex unless I buy it.

Anorexic Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -10

My anorexic girlfriend told me she’s really depressed at the moment. I told her she should lighten up.