Just found out that my local brothel has gone out of business. They’ve got a sign on the window that says “Beat it, we’re closed”.
Just broke up with my girlfriend who was an English teacher.
She didn’t approve of my improper use of the colon.
Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.
Im selling my roof for free… i gues you can say its on the house!
A doggy is not just for Christmas. It’s a great position throughout the year.
Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.