Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion. Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550
Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless
MATHEMATICS — HIGHER TIER — 2018
Q1) Sindeepa throws 4 unbiased coins and records the results.
Calculate the probability we have used this name because we’re scared of being labelled racist?
Just seen a sign for the Samaritans on the back of a bus. Surely it would be more useful on the front.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
If opposites attract, then does that mean I need to become a fat looser who smells bad to attract a nice woman?
I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.