Do you work for Subway because you just gave me a footlong.
My psychiatrist told me I need to stop comfort eating right away. Apparently fabric conditioner contains really dangerous chemicals.
What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts? The Carroty Kid
Took a girl home last night and I accidentally said ‘how’s your daddy’ instead of ‘who’s your daddy’. We spent 2 hours talking about her dad’s cholesterol.
I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain