Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

KFC

By Danny

in Yo Mama Jokes

+29 -35

Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers.

May

Quit Smoking

By SteveA

in General Jokes

+12 -18

I’ve decided to quit smoking and also quit eating bacon. As a substitute I now only eat smokey bacon.

Jul

Independence Day

By Steve

in Political Jokes

+7 -13

Earlier today Prince Philip sent a message to the President wishing him a happy Independence Day. His message said “You did a great job destroying the alien mothership and humanity is forever grateful.”

Sep

Heart Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+14 -21

Hi… Don’t worry… I’m not staring at your boobs… I’m staring at your heart.

Nov

Yo ma so old

By The Judge

in Yo Mama Jokes

+17 -24

Yo mama is so old she was the party planner for the last supper!

May

Chimpanzee Diet

By George

in Animal Jokes

+14 -21

Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.