Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
10
Sep

Biggest Weakness

By Casey
in General Jokes
+22 -28

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff?
Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening

30
Oct

Watermelon Seed

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

24
Nov

So Poor

By Stan
in Yo Mama Jokes
Tags:
+48 -54

Yo mama is so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe. When I asked her if she lost her shoe she said “No, I just found one”.

10
Apr

Crashed

By Dave
in General Jokes
+16 -23

Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:

“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”

26
May

Sunbathing

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+25 -32

Saw a topless women get attacked by a couple of teenage girls today while she was sunbathing on the beach.

I tried to help but I could only knock one out.

31
Jul

Asperin

By Paul
in Animal Jokes
Tags:
+25 -32

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*

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