I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.
My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.
Some say he’s the most evil scientist who ever lived.
Q. Why is a wife like a candle?
A. Because if you you’re not careful with them they can take away your house.
Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.
“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.
Don’t you just hate it when you put on 20 lbs for an acting role and then you realize you’re not an actor.