Went to the bank today to get a loan for my car. I’ve now got enough money to fill up the tank.
What do you call a female postal worker in china?
Mai Ling
The following conversation took place between a father and son:
Son: Dad why do people use condoms? Dad: They do it so they can avoid annoying questions like this!!
Definition of Wisdom: The thing that happens when you run out of stupid ideas.
I haven’t had sex in so long, the other day I opened up a can of tuna and got a hard on.
Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.